Red Room of Pain — Lovely and red, this one will leaving you feeling no pain.
1/2 shot of Grand Marnier Rouge
1/2 shot white rum
1/2 shot pineapple juice
1/2 shot cranberry juice
Pour the ingredients into a cocktail shaker with ice and shake. (Bonus points if you make sexy noises while doing this.)
Strain into a cocktail glass.
Top with a cherry, of course.
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Twitchy Palm — Caffeine plus alcohol will have all your body parts twitching in no time.
1/2 shot whiskey
1/2 shot amaretto
1 can Energy Drink (like Red Bull)
Mix well, and serve over ice.
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Kinky Fuckery — Pink for kink, this one will eff you up if you’re not careful.
3 ounces raspberry vodka
2 ounces champagne
1 ounce Peach Schnapps
1 ounce pomegranate juice
Peach slices
Put two slides of peach in the bottom of a martini glass.
Mix vodka, champagne, pomegranate juice, and Schnapps and pour over ice.
Sip, slurp, and chew.
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The Silk Knot
1 oz Bulleit Rye Whiskey
1 oz Green Chartreuse liqeur
1 oz sweet vermouth
.5 oz white creme de cacao
Stir all ingredients over ice to chill. Pour over fresh ice in an Old Fashion glass.
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Sex on a Boat
1.5 oz Flor De Cana – 4 Year White Rum
.75 oz peach nectar
.75 oz pineapple juice
.75 oz mango nectar
.75 oz Lemon Hart 151
Pour first four ingredients into a tall glass and fill with pebble ice. Then add the final ingredient.
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The Charlie Tango
1.5 oz blended scotch whiskey
.5 oz islay malt whiskey
1 tsp can sugar syrup
2 dashes of Bittermans Mole Bitters
1 dash of Bittermans Hellfire Shrub
Use the same kind of glass used for an Old Fashioned drink, build over ice and garnish with an orange twist
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